i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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