You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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