How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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