i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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