So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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