She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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