It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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