is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
nutella sex= disaster
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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