Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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