I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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