The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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