no. you can't hotbox the world.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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