Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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