I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Terrible idea I love it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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