These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
love makes seman taste better
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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