i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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