matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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