Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i out mim tonsoeep
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