I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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