What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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