that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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