Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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