she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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