And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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