I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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