he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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