We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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