so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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