Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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