i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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