he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Houston, we have a blender
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My bed smells like the plague
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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