are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize