My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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