That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
my poor anus
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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