I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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