he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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