So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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