I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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