Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
she smelled like a LAN party
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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