Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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