So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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