4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
