College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Randomize