We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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