Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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