Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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