ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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