There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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