Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It was confusing and full of hummus
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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