He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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