If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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