I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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