All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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