The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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