i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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