So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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